When I was younger I thought I’d be married and have kids by now.
Instead I’m eating junk and playing The Sims Social.
When I was younger I thought I’d be married and have kids by now.
Instead I’m eating junk and playing The Sims Social.
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A pillow. Well, I’m screwed.My bass guitar.
I could probably do some damage with that….If I REALLY had to. I love my bass far too much.
Could use the neck to smash some of the zombies in the face, a direct hit…or could take the strings off and use them as a choking device. The body I could use as a sheild.My phone… my phone is going to be a crap weapon :/
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This is hands down the best meme to ever exist.
Holy shit.
this is some belligerent beef
I can’t
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Not my gifs.
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I can even hear their voices!!
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